Buried Alive Trend!

The Latest Trend in Harajuku (The Red Light District City!)

How To Find The Vampire?

Once you have a few odd things going on in your local village-- unexplained deaths, often in rapid succession; people becoming pale and weak; people complaining of being attacked by someone or something unknown; having dreams about being attacked and waking up in a cold sweat or feeling weak; or misc. unusual signs-- and you have identified the person who has recently died under suspicion of being a vampire, you need to go seek them out in their grave. There are a few certain signs to be able to tell if that corpse you unbury is just Aunt Mildred or Aunt Mildred with a will to suck the very life out of you in your sleep!


These are a few of the signs of vampirism in a dead body:


Holes in the ground above the grave (Guess even vampires like a little fresh air)
Corpse with one or more of the following:
Wide open eyes
Ruddy complexion
No decomposition
Nails and hair grown out
Bite marks apparent on the neck
Shroud (burial cloth) partially or entirely devoured
Blood in the veins
Coffin containing blood
Apparently well fed body
Flexible limbs

In China, vampires can be identified by the greenish-white hair covering their bodies.
Chinese vampires also may fly, have claws, and glaring/ glowing eyes.

Believe it or not, the Vampyr is among us!

"Don't you read Shakespeare, you imbecile? ' Eat no onions or garlic for we are to suffer sweet breath.' Shakespeare was a vampire.."
- Vampire Hookers, 1979